l+lKing Kylir Jebers Speechl+l

"My fellow people of naboo, As You Plausibly may know, i am running to become the new king of naboo. Its come to my attention, the noticable ammount of drug dealing of death sticks and such, vandalism, and large ammounts of destruction and violence... Right here in our own capital of theed! With me as king, i will employ large ammounts of trained royal naboo security guards, to defend this, lush, beautiful land from harm. These guards, armed with there CR-2 Multi-Purpose Blaster Pistols, will always be aviliable to guard you from harms way. I will also employ large ammounts of workers to work on new buildings, road repair and such to make your life safer. I will also provide you with more power to the people, a more of a right sided movment. with less governmental influence on social programs, which will reduce taxes and such. If You agree with my aproach to this illustrious office, then vote for me, Kylir Jeber, To be king, of naboo.

Naboo has the guards it needs, they're just undermanaged, Naboo's got the construction and all that settled, and honestly, all of that was as appealing as a cock flavored lolipop to a straight guy.

If Naboo has the guards it needs then why do i keep seeing violent crimes occur, drug dealing and theft? i doubt they are just under managed i doubt they exist at all.

If its as appealing as a cock flavoured lolipop you should be all over it

You just lost every arguement you made, gay jokes are pathetic sir.

Hail Satan Looking King!

They're undermanaged, as in, No-one's managing them and don't exist? Leave it to someone who has no clue as to what he's talking about to make such a ridiculous assumption.

I noticed that you put in your speech that you will repair the buildings and such with larger amounts of workers >_> Zach already took care of that while he was king... Its not neccasary to put. Reducing the taxes..? More rights to the People? And Npc guards? I kindly say that none of these would really come to REAL use, ovcorse if these acts really did take place.. and we really did requier to "pay" our taxes with real "Credits" it all would be very neccasary.